The Art of Ass Wiping: How Most People Don’t Wipe Properly

Most people don’t wipe their asses properly. If you’re wondering if the writing that follows is going to degenerate from here, the answer is, “Yes.” Now, I realize that most of us have had the gist of ass-wiping since we were in our early elementary school days. A few years after my own, I saw […]

A Conversation About the Dallas/Pittsburgh Game

Yesterday, December 16, 2012, there was a football game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Dallas Cowboys. The game went into overtime and the Cowboys won 27-24. I mentioned this to a friend of mine – the biggest Cowboys fan I know and probably the most knowledgeable person I’ve ever met, regarding professional football. He […]