The Art of Ass Wiping: How Most People Don’t Wipe Properly

Most people don’t wipe their asses properly.  If you’re wondering if the writing that follows is going to degenerate from here, the answer is, “Yes.” Now, I realize that most of us have had the gist of ass-wiping since we were in our early elementary school days.  A few years after my own, I saw […]

Just Another Victim of Toilet Bowl Syndrome

I had a dream last night where a man came to me and insulted what I write. Told me it’s bullshit because it’s not really how I feel. That’s bullshit, I told him.  I write exactly how I feel.  One of the things that writers have the ability to do is genuinely communicate what they […]

Caught With My Pants Down

Taiwan has a pretty significant amount of earthquakes.  Most of them are pretty mild, but usually I can feel one or two each month – just enough to notice I’m not dizzy and that the room is, in fact, vibrating.  But every now and then, something a little bigger comes along, and you’re faced with the […]